Scenes from the self checkout

I suppose it’s no secret that I hate everybody. Well, except for maybe five people. Just kidding. Really, it’s more like ten people. Plus my family. Well, some of them. Let’s say there are 50 people in the world I don’t despise. Plus...

The March of the Dreaded Zultons, Part 2 of 2

Creativity: What is it? Does being creative mean being different? Do creative types eschew popular culture, poke fun at it, or embrace it? Perhaps all of the above? As a kid I always felt like the most uncreative person in the world. In fact I sort of hated art,...