The best practical joke ever

One day I’m flipping through Golf Digest, as I’m wont to do, and I see an ad that says: World’s Worst Swing ContestDo you know someone whose golf swing would make a baby cry? That looks like a robot having a seizure? Or maybe it’s you?Send us a...

No one likes a dirty sofa

Imagine if you will a sofa. Beige leather, with a hint of pink. The sofa has two cushions, which of course means there is a seam in the middle. You aren’t a neat freak, or a germaphobe, but a relatively clean sofa is preferable to a nasty one, right? Like, if...

Novel ideas

I’m in complete awe of musicians. Honestly, for the music I most enjoy, I often sit and wonder where the artist came up with the idea to put certain notes and chords together, the loops and samples, percussion, all of it. It really baffles me. Whenever I try to...

Goodbye, Guy

Unfortunately I lost a friend last week. His services were today. His name was Dr. Guy Baldwin, although to many he was simply known as “Doc.” He was a family physician, an aviation medical examiner, and an experienced pilot. He’d been flying for...

Picking Up Chicks, Dungeons & Dragons Style, Part 2

Campaign: Richard the Magic-User Chris the Thief Rob the Cleric Locations: The Dark Pub of Rawdor (trendy sushi restaurant) Summary: When we last saw our intrepid explorers, Rob had just bought a shot for the grenade, Rachel. The 9.2 was smoldering. Richard was...