We all have that one teacher…

Because of unusual circumstances, I attended three high schools…in Midland, Wichita Falls, and Corpus Christi, Texas. But most of that time was spent at Wichita Falls High School–almost three of the four years. Wichita Falls is an insular and somewhat...

You aren’t who you think you are

This morning, when I climbed into my car and tried to start the engine, nothing happened. Why? Because I didn’t have the keyfob in my pocket. With this car it’s possible to make odd mistakes with the keyfob because there is no key attached to it…the little egg-shaped...

Paris comes calling, God moves to France

TULSA, OK – In what many are calling a startling move, Yahweh–known to believers around the world as the Lord our God–has left his summer home in Tulsa, OK for the pinko commie country of France. Arriving by private jet at Orly Airport, Yahweh said...

A $27 million catastrophe

In 1740, Commodore George Anson of the Royal Navy left Portsmouth in command of seven ships and 2,000 men, beginning a journey that would become the navy’s first circumnavigation of the globe. Of those 2,000 sailors and marines, 1,400 died during the voyage,...

Bring out your dead! (Clang)

A little while ago Gary posted a blog about Wal Mart, and the general point of the piece was that people who shop at Wal Mart are typically overweight and undercultured. Also, they dress poorly and they’re so out of shape that they circle the parking lot for...