From This High Up, He Said, People Look Like Ants

Viewed from an altitude of 37,000 feet, the Earth looks a lot different than our everyday experience. The majestic Rockies are a bumpy patch of acne. Mighty rivers look like static, crooked lines. Teeming cities become their smoggy, Google Earth counterparts. We build...

The March of the Dreaded Zultons – Part 1 of 2

In the late 1940s, musician Les Paul began experimenting with a machine that allowed him to record himself playing music, and later record another track while listening to the first. In 1947 he released “Lover (When You’re Near Me)”, a song that...

Cable Internet for dummies

I like to think I’m a reasonably smart guy. At the very least I am somewhat technically-inclined. I can build a computer from individual parts, I learn new things pretty easily, I even set up home theater with a sound level meter so that anyone who sits on the...

I hope the statute of limitations has run out on this

One day, in college, I went over to my friend’s apartment. His name was Mike. We were playing Super Nintendo and I happened to look over at his kitchen table. On it stood a pyramid of soft drinks–Cokes, Sprites, Diet Cokes, etc.–and next to this was...

The best practical joke ever

One day I’m flipping through Golf Digest, as I’m wont to do, and I see an ad that says: World’s Worst Swing ContestDo you know someone whose golf swing would make a baby cry? That looks like a robot having a seizure? Or maybe it’s you?Send us a...