“Ages of experience have taught us that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society.” – President George W. Bush, God-appointed Leader of the United States of the World
According to the U.S. Census Bureau, depending on which statistical calculation is used, between 43 and 50 percent of first marriages for men under the age of 45 end in divorce.
“Marriage between one man and one woman does a better job protecting children better than any other institution humankind has devised.” – Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist
Now it’s time for us, the common folk, to join these freedom fighters and help our great nation prevail over evildoers and godless tax raisers and terrorists. If we do not pass a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT limiting marriage to a man and a woman, the very fabric of our families will be ripped apart.
“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” – Supreme Leader of the free Democratic States of Earth, George W. Bush
It’s not enough for justice doers like you and me to mind our own business. We must rise to the occasion and mobilize our morality. You can lead a blind person to water, but you can’t make him drink the horse…er…put food on our families. Whatever. We can’t allow history to look back on us and wonder why we didn’t limit the rights of these gay folks who want to spend the rest of their lives together.
“You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you’re gone.” – His Excellency the Shaman, George W. Bush
Act now! If we don’t stop the proliferation of same-sex marriage, the terrorists win! Get your freedom together and stand up for this great country. Be counted. Don’t be fooled by the liberal naysayers who claim that gay people deserve the same rights as not gay people. They’re just trying to confuse the issue with freedom. Freedom is for God-fearing Americans who can’t be fooled.
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee–I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee–that says, fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me…you can’t get fooled again.”- President of the United Federation of Planets, George W. Bush
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