The March of the Dreaded Zultons, Part 2 of 2

by | Aug 15, 2007 | News

Creativity: What is it? Does being creative mean being different? Do creative types eschew popular culture, poke fun at it, or embrace it? Perhaps all of the above? As a kid I always felt like the most uncreative person in the world. In fact I sort of hated art,...

We all have that one teacher…

by | Jun 22, 2007 | News

Because of unusual circumstances, I attended three high schools…in Midland, Wichita Falls, and Corpus Christi, Texas. But most of that time was spent at Wichita Falls High School–almost three of the four years. Wichita Falls is an insular and somewhat...

You aren’t who you think you are

by | Jun 19, 2007 | News

This morning, when I climbed into my car and tried to start the engine, nothing happened. Why? Because I didn’t have the keyfob in my pocket. With this car it’s possible to make odd mistakes with the keyfob because there is no key attached to it…the little egg-shaped...

Paris comes calling, God moves to France

by | Jun 13, 2007 | News

TULSA, OK – In what many are calling a startling move, Yahweh–known to believers around the world as the Lord our God–has left his summer home in Tulsa, OK for the pinko commie country of France. Arriving by private jet at Orly Airport, Yahweh said...

A $27 million catastrophe

by | May 30, 2007 | News

In 1740, Commodore George Anson of the Royal Navy left Portsmouth in command of seven ships and 2,000 men, beginning a journey that would become the navy’s first circumnavigation of the globe. Of those 2,000 sailors and marines, 1,400 died during the voyage,...

Bring out your dead! (Clang)

by | May 29, 2007 | News

A little while ago Gary posted a blog about Wal Mart, and the general point of the piece was that people who shop at Wal Mart are typically overweight and undercultured. Also, they dress poorly and they’re so out of shape that they circle the parking lot for...

A good walk (not) spoiled – a photo blog

by | May 23, 2007 | News

Since I was 25 or so I’ve this goal regarding my writing career–I want to make enough money from my work that I can comfortably afford to treat my dad and two of my longtime golf buddies to a golf weekend on the Monterey Peninsula. We would play The Links...

From This High Up, He Said, People Look Like Ants

by | May 17, 2007 | News

Viewed from an altitude of 37,000 feet, the Earth looks a lot different than our everyday experience. The majestic Rockies are a bumpy patch of acne. Mighty rivers look like static, crooked lines. Teeming cities become their smoggy, Google Earth counterparts. We build...